Wow, this billboard has everything. No, seriously, I don’t think there is a single “thing” that exists in the universe that was not included on this billboard. At least Butch and the Hollywoods look like they have fun.

This billboard is not next to a freeway, so it can get away with one thing that billboards next to freeways can’t, which is having a lot of text. Still, I’m not sure you should take so many liberties with people’s time. People need to get home, you know. Less is more. Remember how your mom told you to not put your entire dinner in your mouth at once? Similarly you should try not to say it all at once. Also, the red on the black background is a bit hard to read.

My favorite part? “A Special Hog Days Appearance!”

But hey, it was for a school benefit so we have to cut them some slack.